Saturday, July 3, 2010

Top ten new proposed Toronto Tourism slogans

After the G20 Toronto Tourism has Ten New Slogans to encourage tourism.

10.
The five meter rule only applies to Tim Hortons donoughts.
9.
As long as you're behind a fence, no one will touch you. It's our promise
8.
The likelihood of getting arrested for wearing black has dropped dramatically.
7.
The police promise that they won't beat up any more people for singing O' Canada on the street.
6.
Taking pictures is legal again!
5.
Burning police cars no longer a problem.
4.
We won't search your bag! (unless you have a French accent)
3.
If you are detained, the menu has been upgraded!
2.
The illusion of civil rights has now been almost fully restored.
1.
Five meter law? There never was any five meter law you silly goose!